I'm Going Slightly Mad

I'm one card short of a full deck
I'm not quite the shilling
One wave short of a shipwreck
I'm not my usual top billing

The first bath in two months!

Would you give the deserved value to something you have for granted? Never in my life a simple shower felt so good, so new, so refreshing...

Today I feel clean!

I'm knitting with only one needle
Unravelling fast it's true
I'm driving only three wheels these days
But my dear, how about you ?
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened